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Need
Guidance? Read
the Wall
A Bob Dobb's customer
recently claimed to have found the answer to his private problems on
the walls of the bar and grill. Shawn Murphy, a junior at UA
said he came to DB's last Friday after having a terrible fight with
his girlfriend. After a few beers, Shawn began to read the
different remarks that past customers had written in an effort to
leave something of themselves behind. One such effort caught
Shawn's eye. It said:
"A woman blinded by her own ideals will not recognize her mate's
gifts." That, he said, spoke right to him. He left the bar, went to his girlfriend's
house and broke up. The next day, at the
Laundro-mat, Shawn met the girl of his dreams. Go Shawn!
So if you are in need of advice, be it in your personal
or profes-sional life, stop by Bob Dobb's. The answer you need
may be right in front of you.
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Jokes. . .
Here's a new joke from Bob in Canada.
Bob says, "I live outside of Toronto, and I've spent some great
times at BobDobb's with my co-workers in Tucson. My WC Fields
t-shirt is getting worn out! Last Christmas I came to Tucson and
BD's for a BobBurger and Hefeweizen on the patio. We did cheers to
"The cold Canadian winter.A Frenchman, an Italian and a
Newfie are in a bar and notice a patron in the corner with an
ominous glow. They ask the bartender who it is. The bartender
replies, "God. 'In here all the time!"
The Frenchman quickly asks the bartender, "Give me a bottle of
your best French wine," and presents it as a gift.
The Italian asks the bartender, "Give me a bottle of your best
Italian wine," and presents it as a gift as well.
Not to be outdone, the Newfie asks the bartender, "Give me a
bottle of Screech," and presents it as a gift to God.
God takes a drink out of each bottle and approaches the three to
thank them. He touches the Frenchman on the arm and says, "Thank
you!" The Frenchman jumps up and exclaims, "My arthritis is gone!"
God touches the Italian on the leg and says, "Thank you!" The
Italian jumps up and exclaims, "My limp is gone!"
The Newfie jumps back from God and says, "Don't touch me. I'm on
compen-sation!"
Thanks for trying, Bob. Look
forward to seeing you again.
Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a
while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far
end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came
in a while back.
The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya know,
that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?"
The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks back
at his friend and says, "well, I guess what they say is true, then,
eh?"
The first fellow asks, "Well, what DO they say?" The second fellow
answers, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!"
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date!
What is the difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears them over the
trouser.
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